Problem: We want different things from life and relationships, but we love each other.
Solution: Break up but stay friends.
Problem: He has a new girlfriend, she’s monogamous and insecure.
Solution: Break up again and cut all ties.
Problem: My heart hurts.
Problem: Time is not an immediate help.
Solution: Lots of random sex and flirting.
Problem: I live in “my small city.”
Solution: Fuck… I got nothing.